realizing you desperately need to lose weight is the most heartbreaking realization. no one should ever be ashamed of their body. yet here i am, ashamed as hell.
R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
(via imclimbinguphilldaddy)
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
(via sydneygans)
do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them
(Source: splintercellconviction, via sydneygans)